I know I probably won’t be able to post a Tumblr Tuesday every week, but this irreverant take on shelter inspiration was just too great not to share. Unf%$@ Your Habitat is blunt, hilarious and practical inspiration for the unorganized and messy. The first post of every day is a simple admonishment to “Make Your Bed,” which I agree is the first and simplest step in making it appear as though your abode is actually inhabited by grown-ups. They also love to include happy gifs at the end of a project post to celebrate life’s mundane victories.

p.s. There’s also an iPhone app.

I guess even cats have their routine and my working full-time outside of the house has upended Gastby’s routine of mid-afternoon scritches and naps behind my laptop. To show his displeasure with this disruption, Gatsby has taken to pooping and peeing in inconvenient places, like our bed or on top of childhood photo albums. And by “top” I mean “so that cat urine permeates the entire album, leaving us no choice but to toss the album.” So, in his honour I bring you this week’s Tumblr: My Cat is a Dick.